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“When your withdrawal request on 1win is ‘processing’ for 47 hours straight”

zooms in on guy staring at loading screen

“bro really out here gambling whether the money or his sanity comes first 💀

 

1win UID: 346834457

Me at 3:17 AM in Benin City:

“Last ₦2,000… one more 1win accumulator to flip life forever 😤

1win after 3 days:

“Withdrawal request received ✓

Status: Processing (estimated time: 3–7 business centuries)

Current balance: ₦0.84 (from that one accidental cashback in 2023)”

cut to that depressed loading skeleton meme just sitting there with cobwebs

Me explaining to my landlord why rent is late:

“Bro it’s not me, it’s 1win… they’re still verifying if I’m worthy of my own money 💀

Bank alert at 4 AM:

“Dear customer, your account has received… 47 kobo motivational credit

1win says: ‘Small small, we dey come’ 😭🔥

 

UID: 346834457 

 

 

1win customer support: “Please wait 72 hours sir”

Me after 72 hours: still waiting

My ancestors: “We waited 400 years for freedom, you can’t wait 3 days for ₦8,000?”

We’re not back. We never left the lobby screen. 😭🪦

UID: 346834457 

 

 

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